The Tragic Effects of the Corset on the Female

Eeeps! This may be my best Etsy find yet. Surrender Dorothy has some amazing stuff.

In other news, if you're having problems with "falling organs," specifically your womb, do this exercise to make them return to their normal position:

Let me know how that works out for you.

P.S. Surrender Dorothy is having a paper ephemera sale right now ...
P.P.S. Notice how I'm {barely} holding off buying, but heartily encouraging you all to do so?
P.P.P.S. Are we still friends?