Something Else I Never Knew Existed

If this cork cube isn't the most practical and stylish thing I've ever seen, then I don't know what is. One of you is going to buy it, I know {because remember, I can't buy anything; that's to remind myself}, and when you do, I'd love it if you left a comment here, just so I can find out how incredibly practical and stylish it is in person. Could you do that for me? Thanks.

{Vintage Cork Cube from Red Eye Vintage}